if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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