Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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