what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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