Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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