Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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