Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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