Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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