That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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