now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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