Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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