you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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