If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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