I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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