Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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