fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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