So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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