I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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