Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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