Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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