Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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