my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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