what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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