dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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