using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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