That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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