i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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