They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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