# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I enjoy the company of your penis
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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