Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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