people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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