i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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