I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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