My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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