Where is the hickey?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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