EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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