pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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