What a fucking waste of an outfit
I haven't been this sober since birth.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
