i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do vagina's smell?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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