We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Green mimosas i think yes
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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