lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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