My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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