Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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