Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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