i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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