it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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