im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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