is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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