piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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