Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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