and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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