I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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