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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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